For my sister

Dearest sister,
I know that you're comments are reflections of what you believe to be reality. However, if you had a real life, you would not take the time to browse your little sister's webpage and would surely not take even more time to comment on how pathetic it is. And as far as the hair-cut issue goes...I have been told by a highly respected source (Mr. Turnwall) that my hair cut is "sassy" and therefore qualifying it as a real hair cut.