Theories on the Famous

Theory #1
Famous people are just regular people like you and I. So, with that fact aside, why the hell do some people get obsessed with famous people. Think about it, famous people are only famous because they use their God given talents to (in most cases) entertain us. A good example of this is a comparison of your everyday birthday-party clown and Bozo the Clown. This clown amuses children at an affordable price. But if your kid wants Bozo the clown, I hope you have substantial finacial backing for this party. These two clowns do the same things. But because one is famous, people do absurd things like giving it an obscene amount of money to make a balloon look similar to a dog.

Theory #2
The world needs famous people. Think of what utter chaos we would have if we had no icons. People need famous people because they can look up to them. (note how I said look up to and not worship) I know that my life would suck without all the musicians who make up my CD collection. Also, without famous people, we wouldn't have political figures, and therefore our world would be far worse off than it is now.

Theory #3
Celebrity worship is unhealthy. I personally have been through a phase in my life of being obbsessed with celebrities, namely the band NSYNC when I was 12. I was devestated to hear that Justin and Britney were dating. Then I grew up, realized that the band actually sucked, and no longer cared. Other people that I know however tried to call celebrities' houses. This type of action can get you arrested. Others still stalk famous people and even send threatening letters to them with obscure requests. In general...don't do it.