Fairies, Pirates, and Leprachauns

t'was mid december, when i went frolicing through the green, green meadows of central canada. right as i approached the infamous canadian pyramids, not once, but thrice, a strange character leaped and abounded out towards me. the first was a fairy; green and moldy. the second, a pirate; tall, peg-legged, and rather foul-smelling. the third was a leprachaun; a dingy blue...because he was choking on a small plastic blarney stone. this is all complete bull. have a nice day.