Sentimental Johnny
Now...this is just an idea...I ask that the Jon's/John's/Johnny's with the following last names do not take offense; Bergeron, Brunner, Buechette, Buelke, Boyle, Cash, Chelmo, Crane, Depp, Gardner, Grim, Hagedorn, Holton, Kamier, Navratil, Richards, Scherr, Schott, Steidle, Stone, Tegmire, Teig, Tolbert, Tupy, Wayne, and any other Jon/John/Johnny that I have forgotten.
Now, on to my idea...seeing as I know a lot of people named Jon/John/Johnny...I find it hard to keep them in order, which Jon/John/Johnny is which, ya know? So, I have devised an idea to, shall we say, decrease, the number of people named Jon/John/Johnny in the world. It sounds like drastic measures are being plotted in my head...but they're not. I simply feel that the name Jon/John/Johnny should be banned for about 50 years, as to give our Jon/John/Johnny population some time to naturally reduce itself...then, we can re-instate the name, on a limited basis, and began again with new Jon's/John's/Johnny's.
I also feel there are way too many Sara's/Sarah's...
Pick not-so-common names for your kids...it's not that hard!
With no intended offense...
~Steph
Now, on to my idea...seeing as I know a lot of people named Jon/John/Johnny...I find it hard to keep them in order, which Jon/John/Johnny is which, ya know? So, I have devised an idea to, shall we say, decrease, the number of people named Jon/John/Johnny in the world. It sounds like drastic measures are being plotted in my head...but they're not. I simply feel that the name Jon/John/Johnny should be banned for about 50 years, as to give our Jon/John/Johnny population some time to naturally reduce itself...then, we can re-instate the name, on a limited basis, and began again with new Jon's/John's/Johnny's.
I also feel there are way too many Sara's/Sarah's...
Pick not-so-common names for your kids...it's not that hard!
With no intended offense...
~Steph
3 Comments:
At 8:27 PM,
Prez said…
Did I say gun down? I don't think I said gun down....so violent!
At 11:51 AM,
Dameo said…
Yep, I'm glad my name is Damien...
At 4:17 PM,
Prez said…
I never said I didn't like those names...I just think they're way too common...and it would only be a temporary ban.
~Steph
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