So sad...I can't be related to these people

So, it's still January....and as many of you know..Prom is in May....that's 3.5 months away...yet my brother and sister decided that they had to set me up with a Prom date...who is taller than me. So what do they do? They go to ebay. That's right...my brother and sister are trying to hook me up with a guy on ebay...there is no way i'm related to them.....ebay!