Spark-notes on...
The Wedding...
Here it goes!
A wedding in the park, cool. Hey those people stole the balloons! I wonder if she's...nope, the bride's not Catholic. Who's Eric? Oh...that's Eric...Taco bar...and a toast...he said he wouldn't card me. It's early and mom and dad are going to bed. Now this reception is getting fun. I'm tall, she's short. She's 6 years older than me...yes, I'm 17. Kory...are you drunk?...no?....how 'bout now? Kory, I'm cutting you off! I'm not in college, i'm 17....you've danced with her, her, her, and her, but not with me? OK, just don't step on my feet. (wow...you're really drunk...) I'm only 17...hey....when do you think Kory'll pass out??? 15 year old Kory will get more WHAT than this 23 year old groomsman? You're a bad influence....I'm a bad influence too....hehehe! I'm still only 17...(do I look older or something??" That's like middle school dancing (at this point we demonstrated)...oooo! The garter raffle....the guys won! Kory! Get away from the champagne! Yes...I'm 17...("moving my hand a little higher on your back then"...)my CD collection can put anyone to shame....hot tub party?....i'm totally there! No, i'm not allergic to chlorine...(shouts from everyone...you idiot!) I'm lounging, what are you...hmm...you're strong. You put his beer in the hot tub?? Now it's full of chlorine....and you who made it that way just drank it...ugh! For the last time! I'm 17! Cool cuz i'm the only sober one there! 2:30 already? Handshake or hug...why not both? See ya in a decade! What's that blue stuff on the carpet? And crash.....snore....7:00....dad...why are you jumping on the bed with the video camera?...hey! This church has the same name as ours!...We're visitors...wurst for breakfast...and then 12 hours of scenery....man ND is boring!
If any of this confused you, just wait...i'll go into detail one of these days.
With the thought of a tear in my eye....
~Steph
Here it goes!
A wedding in the park, cool. Hey those people stole the balloons! I wonder if she's...nope, the bride's not Catholic. Who's Eric? Oh...that's Eric...Taco bar...and a toast...he said he wouldn't card me. It's early and mom and dad are going to bed. Now this reception is getting fun. I'm tall, she's short. She's 6 years older than me...yes, I'm 17. Kory...are you drunk?...no?....how 'bout now? Kory, I'm cutting you off! I'm not in college, i'm 17....you've danced with her, her, her, and her, but not with me? OK, just don't step on my feet. (wow...you're really drunk...) I'm only 17...hey....when do you think Kory'll pass out??? 15 year old Kory will get more WHAT than this 23 year old groomsman? You're a bad influence....I'm a bad influence too....hehehe! I'm still only 17...(do I look older or something??" That's like middle school dancing (at this point we demonstrated)...oooo! The garter raffle....the guys won! Kory! Get away from the champagne! Yes...I'm 17...("moving my hand a little higher on your back then"...)my CD collection can put anyone to shame....hot tub party?....i'm totally there! No, i'm not allergic to chlorine...(shouts from everyone...you idiot!) I'm lounging, what are you...hmm...you're strong. You put his beer in the hot tub?? Now it's full of chlorine....and you who made it that way just drank it...ugh! For the last time! I'm 17! Cool cuz i'm the only sober one there! 2:30 already? Handshake or hug...why not both? See ya in a decade! What's that blue stuff on the carpet? And crash.....snore....7:00....dad...why are you jumping on the bed with the video camera?...hey! This church has the same name as ours!...We're visitors...wurst for breakfast...and then 12 hours of scenery....man ND is boring!
If any of this confused you, just wait...i'll go into detail one of these days.
With the thought of a tear in my eye....
~Steph
posted by Prez @ 6:58 AM
3 Comments:
At 4:58 PM,
Prez said…
Of course it does, you were there!
At 8:07 AM,
Prez said…
(in a sarcastic tone) hahaha...aren't you funny.
At 8:36 AM,
Prez said…
putz :P
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